February 23, 2009
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One of the worse movies ever made is being released again
Oh.
My.
Gawd.
When I was 16 or 17 my girlfriends and I snuck into an R rated movie called Last House on the Left. (It was a double-feature playing along with Don’t Look In The Basement – a movie about an asylum being run by the patients.)
So all I remember about Last House on the Left is that these two girls, best friends, are walking through the woods when some weirdo hippies catch up to them an start making them do stuff to each other before they rape and kill them. For example, they make them kiss each other. Then they make them take off their blouses and fondle each other’s breasts. Then they make one slap the other. I don’t remember much else, except that both girls end up dead, and the people are staying at one of the dead girls’ parents house. Fast forward…the mother figures out they killed her daughter. I remember shaving cream being sprayed on the floor in the hallway to see if the perpetrators leave the bedroom. The mother entices one of the guys (rapist/killer) out with promises of weird sex. She convinces him to let her tie his hands behind his back, seductively unzips his pants, takes him in her mouth, then bites it off. THAT part stuck with me. I don’t remember much else. But all it all, it was a really stupid movie. It ranks right up there with the “women in prison” movies that were popular back then, too.
And they’ve REMADE it!
Hollywood must be hard up these days.
Comments (1)
i remember that movie. gag. I remember that part too. double gag. it’s on our comcast fear dot something or another. i think i will pass on the remake.