I rarely get stressed.  Life is just too short.  But when I feel a stressful situation coming on, I just ask myself “When I’m lying on my deathbed, thinking back on all the tragedies of my life, how likely am I to remember THIS?”

I think my motto in life has been “This, too, shall pass”

I hate riding with drivers who get stressed.  I just go with the flow.  Getting all pumped up because the guy beside you is driving 1 mph under the speed limit and the guy in front of you is driving 1 mph over the speed limit isn’t going to change either of their driving habits.

When my boss ticks me off, I just remind myself that he is a perfect example of the Peter Principle.
   

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Found this on another blog – copied the code but forgot whose blog I found it on (I was at work and emailed the code to myself.)

But I saw this and thought immediately of Rojobadazz and Brealytar (as well as Kandiman and Mofokilljoyy) who are members of my guild.

gonna attend a wedding

I bought a dress for a friend’s wedding via mail order from Nordstrom.  It was too tight around the chest so I had to take it back.  I just said to hell with trying to fit into a size 16 dress when I have size 12 hips and size 18 bust.  So I went to the plus department and found this dress (it practically jumped off the rack at me).  It was 8:00 when I got there and the store closed at 9:00 so I really didn’t have much time.

Of course, I had to have shoes:

And when my feet get sore, I can change into these:

Now I just need a purse, necklace, earrings and bracelet and I’ll be all set!